Is sassy the same as smart arse?

5 minutes with Monty

balls and all

Who are the 3 people you would like to have dinner with (alive or dead) and why?

  1. Genghis Khan – he was amazing!
  2. Ricky Gervais – really? does that need explaining?
  3. Frankie Boyle – see Ricky Gervais

Best thing about weddings?

The people and the party!

Best thing about being a celebrant?

The people and the party!

Toilet roll under or over?

Over. Good god, I’m not an animal.

What would you do with a weekend off from weddings?

Probably go camping, somewhere shady with water nearby.